A sampling of the love:
- “Your legs sorta remind me of Jell-o… Can I touch them? Ya know, to see if they jiggle?"
- “I’ve never seen an elf.”
- “I really have to go work on my robot.”
- “No, you have very stout shoulders! It would be bad if you grew a demon horn.”
- “I haven’t slept with anyone since my girlfriend dumped me. My friends basically forced me to go out with you. No offense!”
- “I brought my own salt.”
As you might expect, some of the content is explicit, crass, and not suitable for work -- and, probably, dating.
Well [long, awkward pause], good night.
Read: Things My Date Really Said Last Night
