Celebrities Eating Dot Com

Funny Site of the Day -- Sure, many celebrities bite. That's a given, but many consume, too, so what we've got here is a photographic gallery of the empty and famous, stuffing their pie holes. Snarky commentary fills out the meal.

Chew: Celebrities Eating Dot Com

Pictured: Amanda Bynes ("Hairspray," "What I Like About You")

Steve Martin in 'The Absent-Minded Waiter'

Funny Site of the Day -- In 1977, during the phenomenal popularity of the stand-up comedy by Steve Martin, the performer took time from his gushing stardom to write and headline in this 7-minute short subject about a totally mental food server. The project received little distribution from Paramount Pictures, but it eventually became Steve's secret weapon concert warm-up, shown before he took the stage.

Prominent actors Buck Henry and Teri Garr add comic heft as the bumbler's diners.

I know you "are expecting a professional waiter. So, here we go...."


"The Absent-Minded Waiter" via YouTube

Cake Wrecks

Funny Site of the Day -- "When Professional Cakes Go Horribly, Hilariously Wrong: A cake wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate..."

This funny pictures gallery is a yummy, featuring delectable bad taste and nuttiness, categorized by Celebrity Cakes, Creative Grammar, Beyond Bizarre, Creepy Cakes, Do You See What I See, Ewww, Groom's Cakes, Guess What, Handwriting Horrors, Mithspellings, Oh Poop, Oh-So-Ugly, Oopsie, Spaced Out, Sunday Sweets, Wedding Cakes, Wreckwear, and others.

Bite: Cake Wrecks

'Cupcake Cannon'

Funny Site of the Day -- Here's a bunch of highly technical and confusing data concerning the making of this video, found on YouTube:

"The Johnny Cupcakes Suitcase Tour stop at Kamp Grizzly was epic. Johnny brought a great crowd, his limited edition tour gear and the inspiration for Kamp's Cupcake Cannon. Portland's Kamp Grizzly developed a steam-punk style pneumatic cupcake cannon and set the stage for eating frosty delights at 120psi. The blasting buffet was documented in at 700fps coming off the Phantom HD Gold. As the evening shook down, cupcake enthusiasts continued to step in front of the cannon and camera. Some shaking in their boots, others perched in zen-like states, ALL were covered in delicious frosting, spongy cake, and showered in a mist of sprinkles."

Johnny Cupcakes?


"Cupcake Cannon" via YouTube

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Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Funny Site of the Day -- 'Tis not so puzzling why a Net destination named "Selleck Waterfall Sandwich" would be nominated for a Webby Award in the Weird Dept., so here we are. Seems like a natural to me, Waffle Sandwich Enthusiast.

Enjoy the many wonderful photographs featuring popular actor Tom, diving aqua, and tasty breaded meals you can hold in your hands.

Not a thing like Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza.

See: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza

Funny Site of the Day -- "This is the definitive collection of pictures featuring Bea Arthur, mountains and pizza."

That about sums up this all-encompassing golden celebrity photo gallery, except to say a picture is worth a thousand words and calories.

View: Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza
Additional Toppings: 75 cents each
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