Funny Site of the Day -- One of the truisms I've learned during my centuries crawling the Internet is there is a huge public appetite for sound bites and sound effects on demand. Jumping into action, The Surrealist has created The Sound Effect Generator, providing an endless stream of cacaphony.
That means noises. I heard it somewhere.
The twist is each and every sound is in text form only.
Be assured by the proprietor's guarantee: "Less Funny the More You Reload."
Refresh The Sound Effect Generator as many times as you desire to