Sh*t My Dad Says

Funny Site of the Day -- Twitter writer Justin says "I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down sh*t that he says."

Yep, and it is, as his dad might say, accompanied by a string of expletives, a doozy. Hold on to something because these quotations are explicit -- and so popular there's a book in print and a TV comedy series in the works.

A Twitter membership is not necessary to see this sh*t.

Read: Sh*t My Dad Says

Meowmania

Funny Site of the Day -- The kits just keep on coming.

Kitties, that is. Keep clicking your screen for more Meowmania!

Cats: Meowmania
via Neatorama

Charles M. Schulz Museum

Funny Site of the Day -- I've been tracking the Charles M. Schulz Museum on Facebook for awhile. It's a joy to receive frequent posts of the organization's "Peanuts" activities and exhibitions in Santa Rosa, CA, but there are numerous trivia, memorabilia, and news items shared on related topics. The big kick is the ongoing stream of selected comic strips from 50 years of "Peanuts," keeping the gang alive and providing Snoopy with many more suppertimes.

A Facebook account is not necessary to access, read, and enjoy.

Visit: Charles M. Schulz Museum

Cracked.com

Funny Site of the Day -- This is not your writer's "Cracked" (and I'm not your grandfather, by the way). Decades ago, the newstand monthly was a pale copycat of "MAD" magazine, the humor publication geared to adolescents.

Today, Cracked.com has grown-up just a bit to include much more sexual and profane material. Think of it as college humor and dive-in to a big resource of online comedy. Articles, Videos, Columnists, a Forum, and -- golly! -- Craptions are the order of the day.

See: Cracked.com - America's Only Humor & Video Site Since 1958

Adam West

Funny Site of the Day -- Television's Batman of the 1960s has become almost as iconic being himself, Adam West, during the intervening 45 years. Pegged with the pesky Caped Crusader typecasting, the actor pushed forward and crafted an amusing public persona featuring tongue-in-cheek humor, epitomized by his regular appearances on "Family Guy" in the role of Mayor Adam West.

At the official West site, see vintage photographs of his career and news of activities. The big fun is the collection of online videos featuring comic appearances on such programs as "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" and "Lookwell." Plus, there's the "Batman Garage Sale!"

"Batman Garage Sale with Adam West" via Funny or Die

Visit: Adam West

Derrick Comedy: 'Gink'

Funny Site of the Day -- Derrick Comedy introduces details of the new social network, Gink, in this video. Be the first on your Blorkiffability level to amass Goints and Quimbles. I sure Blinxxed.

So, wha'd'ya spink?

View: Derrick Comedy: "Gink" via CollegeHumor (explicit language)

'Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld'

Funny Site of the Day -- My first reaction to TV's "Red Eye," having clicked into it late, late, early, early one morning was, "What the--? How in the world did this show get on the air?"

Soon, I was hooked and finding reasons to stay out of bed until three o'clock rolled around for the nightly panel of celebrities and pundits, party chatting on current events and pop culture. All involved are commissioned with the solitary task of making each other laugh. Voices from across the political spectrum join host Greg Gutfeld for outrageous stories, audacious insults, sexual innuendo goodness, and improbably precious animal footage.

Surprising cable outlet, the Fox News Channel, presents the program. A multitude of video highlights clips are posted and updated regularly at the official online home, or you may skip over to Hulu to view complete recent episodes.

If you can't lurk in the dark until near dawn to catch the series over the air, set your DVR to record the infectious festivities. They hold up well to lunch, part of my daily nutrition.

Watch: "Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld" @ FOXNews.com

Shaun the Sheep

Funny Site of the Day -- Aardman Animations, the excellent stop-motion cartoon makers and business partners of superstars Wallace and Gromit, has another fine, lighthearted series underway for television. Meet Shaun and his homies, invites Aardman:

Shaun is a sheep who doesn’t follow the flock – in fact, he leads them into all sort of scrapes and scraps, turning peace in the valley into mayhem in the meadow. Shaun and his pals run rings around their poor sheepdog Bitzer, as he tries to stop the Farmer finding out what’s going on behind his back. The show also introduces a farmyard-full of new characters, including the Naughty Pigs, Timmy the baby lamb and the enormous Shirley, a sheep who eats anything and everything.

At the official Shaun the Sheep site, there's sheer fun found in the numerous video clips. Grab some goodies like email cards and desktop wallpapers. Plus, there is a farm full of related games and activities, including Home Sheep Home, Hide 'N Sheep, Woolly Jumper, Shaun Sudoku, Yogurt Mayhem, Spot the Difference, and Shaun's Bleat Box.

See: Shaun the Sheep

Steve Martin in 'The Absent-Minded Waiter'

Funny Site of the Day -- In 1977, during the phenomenal popularity of the stand-up comedy by Steve Martin, the performer took time from his gushing stardom to write and headline in this 7-minute short subject about a totally mental food server. The project received little distribution from Paramount Pictures, but it eventually became Steve's secret weapon concert warm-up, shown before he took the stage.

Prominent actors Buck Henry and Teri Garr add comic heft as the bumbler's diners.

I know you "are expecting a professional waiter. So, here we go...."


"The Absent-Minded Waiter" via YouTube

Cake Wrecks

Funny Site of the Day -- "When Professional Cakes Go Horribly, Hilariously Wrong: A cake wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate..."

This funny pictures gallery is a yummy, featuring delectable bad taste and nuttiness, categorized by Celebrity Cakes, Creative Grammar, Beyond Bizarre, Creepy Cakes, Do You See What I See, Ewww, Groom's Cakes, Guess What, Handwriting Horrors, Mithspellings, Oh Poop, Oh-So-Ugly, Oopsie, Spaced Out, Sunday Sweets, Wedding Cakes, Wreckwear, and others.

Bite: Cake Wrecks